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Why is your hair white mommy

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of ...

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Texans say some curious things

AS WELCOME AS A SKUNK AT A LAWN PARTY. (Not welcome at all). TIGHTER THAN BARK ON A TREE. (Not very generous) BIG HAT, NO CATTLE. (All talk and no action) WE’VE HOWDIED BUT WE AIN’T SHOOK YET. (We’ve made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.) HE THINKS ...

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My kids

Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children. The first one says, ‘ You know, my son is a mechanical Engineer, who could fix any complicated mechanical failures.’ The second woman says, ‘You know my son, works at Boeing fixing planes.’ The last woman says, ‘You know my ...

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Time to change my will

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor ...

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