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Chasing away elephants

A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A passenger standing near him asks:

Excuse me, why are you throwing pieces of paper out the window?

I’m chasing away the elephants

Chasing elephants? There aren’t elephants in the city.

Well that means it’s working!

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