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Texans say some curious things

AS WELCOME AS A SKUNK AT A LAWN PARTY.
(Not welcome at all).

TIGHTER THAN BARK ON A TREE.
(Not very generous)

BIG HAT, NO CATTLE.
(All talk and no action)

WE’VE HOWDIED BUT WE AIN’T SHOOK YET.
(We’ve made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.)

HE THINKS THE SUN CAME UP JUST TO HEAR HIM CROW.
(He has a pretty high opinion of himself.)

IT’S SO DRY THE TREES ARE BRIBIN’ THE DOGS.
(We really could use a little rain around here.)

JUST BECAUSE A CHICKEN HAS WINGS DOESN’T MEAN IT CAN FLY.
(Appearances can be deceptive.)

THIS AIN’T MY FIRST RODEO.
(I’ve been around awhile.)

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