Three married women were sitting around talking, and the subject of making love came up.
The first woman said, ‘Well, I’m married to a psychologist, so whenever we make love, he always brings me home flowers and chocolates first, and it just puts me right in the mood, and we always end up having a wonderful night of lovemaking.’
The second woman said, ‘Well, I’m married to a Harley-Davidson motorcycle rider, and whenever we make love, he throws me on the bed, and then goes at it like Tarzan. I’ve gotten used to it.’
The third woman said, ‘Well, my husband works for Microsoft, so whenever we make love, he just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it’s gonna be.’