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The crocodile and the chicken

This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the bartender ‘I’ll have a Scotch and Soda.’

Then the crocodile says ‘And I’ll have a Whiskey Sour.’

The bartender gasps ‘That’s incredible; I’ve never seen a crocodile that could talk!’

And the guy says ‘He can’t; the chicken is a ventriloquist.’

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