A man buys a millipede from a pet store. The Pet shop tells him not to send the millipede outside for any work.
The man asks it to clean the floor, finishes it very fast.
Next the man asks it to wash the dishes , it finishes it in no time.
The man then asks the millipede to go to the shop and get a pack of cigarettes. It goes out and didn’t return for hours. He goes to the front door, opens it… and there’s the millipede sitting right outside. The man says hey what’s going on?
The millipede says, ‘I’m goin’! I’m goin’! I’m just puttin’ on my shoes!’